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Did you hear about the University of from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?

How does a New York University psychology from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

What do they call a bunch of from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole basketball team?"

Jeb and Eudell University of Michigan athletes from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.

How many Buckeye football players does it from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.

Did you hear about the UCLA track from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

Did you hear Laments gettin a PhDWhat from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
"Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D." "What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."

What is a Furman freshman doing when from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.

How do you get a Texas Tech from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

What do you call ten Utah State from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Did you hear about the Penn State from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?

How do you measure a Villanova graduates from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.

And then there was the UCLA professor from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.

Did you hear about the Western Kentucky from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?

Astronomy Professor What causes a halfmoon Student from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Professor I hear your wife has had from Flashcomment College jokes Jokes
"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."